Day 12 of late night bedtime ritual...
Must figure out a way to turn off my body clock sooner. Why is my body stuck in vampire mode? I have two small children! I can't be staying up into the wee hours of the morning! I firmly believe it's my husband's fault. I start to head for the bedroom and he heads to the bathroom. What's the appeal of reading in a stink filled room while your legs go numb? Why? It's gotta be a male thing. I mean they do call it a "throne", but who the hell would want it? I'll take something a little more comfy and less smelly, thank you. How someone can spend upwards of 30 minutes sitting on the toilet is beyond me. Then he comes strolling into the bedroom being about as quiet as a Mack truck. So, I have to wait until "his lordship" decides to de-throne or be abruptly stirred in my sweet slumber.
I think I'll keep him up with my snoring tonight.
1 comment:
oh my gosh you posted!!!! yea!
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