It's another snow day here in the land of The Mcs. Somehow Mother Nature got it her her head that it was important for the kids to be out of school even longer than the school district did. What she doesn't realize is that my poor, defenseless children will be stuck in school when it is nice outside.
Wait, this could actually be a GOOD thing. No kids when the weather gets nice. More time for Mommy Mc to plant pretty flowers and tend to her humble garden without the pitter patter of little (okay, not so little anymore) feet! Oh Mother Nature, thank you for this wonderous gift! Now, if I can just figure out how to get through the next few days without pulling my hair out and being bald for my wonderful adventure. It's a bad thing to throw your kids outside in the snow when there's a pretty good chance they can get frostbite in 30 minutes, right?
I digress. Damn you Mother Nature! These kids are going to make me into an old woman before I'm ready! Time to pull out the Wii! Yes, video games will turn their minds to mush and then I will be able to mold their mushy brains into good little boys. Mwa ha ha ha!!!
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